Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Yonsei's student body.
While you all were studying for your midterms, I was studying all of you. 💋
This Thirsty Thursday party was definitely too hot to handle, wasn't it Twinkchachos?
♦ Kai was spotted getting sloppy with Dongpyo and some nights before was seen letting loose with Jackson. Who are going to choose? Though you might have better luck with Dongpyo if he doesn't run away from you again. Jackson definitely does make a better pair with Eunbi.
♦ Woongki got Christian off with that talented mouth of his. Guess Timothy wasn't ready for all that, was he? Shame. Though maybe the raccoon is cleaner than you are...
♦ Keeho seems to have finally got to the man he had once been rejected by, aren't you glad they finally broke up? Or do you have your eyes on Nico? Did you let him touch more than just your waxed legs?
♦ Kai isn't the only one trying out for the home team and stirring up trouble. Miyeon was seen making out with Areum, Yeji, and Soyeon. Yunho broke up with Yeji because of the spit swap between the two sisters, then went around asking everyone if he overreacted. answer: yes, she was clearly only helping a sister out in her time of need
♦ Guess now you know how it feels to have your heart broken and feelings hurt, huh, Yunho?
♦ Seems like Wooyoung is still licking his wounds after being rejected by San, and him and Mingi have been parading their relationship around campus. But Mingi seems to have a wandering eye already. Ask him about all those supposed "business trips" he's been taking lately.
♦ Matthew "a grown ass man" was seen crying after being rejected by Miyeon after begging to fuck her. Maybe if you got a few more tattoos, had an Aussie accent, shrunk a handful of centimeters, and met up at a club you would have been able to. Ask Christian about it.
♦ To top it off, this was only mere minutes after professing his everlasting love for Queen Bee Eunbi... while he's dating Somin. Oh, oops. She's only his "girl best friend" -- Sure, Jan.
♦ Chloe and Jinny are in competition on who gives out better deals and who's likely to get expelled first. Christian, Jackson, Mingi, and Kai can give their input on that seeing as they've recently been spotted making special visits.
Just a friendly reminder to you lovely readers: keep your coochies clean and your dicks cleaner. Free STI/STD testing every Friday. ♥ Leave room for Jesus, he's always watching and so am I.
Keep up the good work in trying to stay relevant~ Guess the boring title really struck a nerve, didn't it?
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Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Yonsei's student body.
While you all were studying for your midterms, I was studying all of you. 💋
This Thirsty Thursday party was definitely too hot to handle, wasn't it Twinkchachos?
♦ Kai was spotted getting sloppy with Dongpyo and some nights before was seen letting loose with Jackson. Who are going to choose? Though you might have better luck with Dongpyo if he doesn't run away from you again. Jackson definitely does make a better pair with Eunbi.
♦ Woongki got Christian off with that talented mouth of his. Guess Timothy wasn't ready for all that, was he? Shame. Though maybe the raccoon is cleaner than you are...
♦ Keeho seems to have finally got to the man he had once been rejected by, aren't you glad they finally broke up? Or do you have your eyes on Nico? Did you let him touch more than just your waxed legs?
♦ Kai isn't the only one trying out for the home team and stirring up trouble. Miyeon was seen making out with Areum, Yeji, and Soyeon. Yunho broke up with Yeji because of the spit swap between the two sisters, then went around asking everyone if he overreacted.
answer: yes, she was clearly only helping a sister out in her time of need♦ Guess now you know how it feels to have your heart broken and feelings hurt, huh, Yunho?
♦ Seems like Wooyoung is still licking his wounds after being rejected by San, and him and Mingi have been parading their relationship around campus. But Mingi seems to have a wandering eye already. Ask him about all those supposed "business trips" he's been taking lately.
♦ Matthew "a grown ass man" was seen crying after being rejected by Miyeon after begging to fuck her. Maybe if you got a few more tattoos, had an Aussie accent, shrunk a handful of centimeters, and met up at a club you would have been able to. Ask Christian about it.
♦ To top it off, this was only mere minutes after professing his everlasting love for Queen Bee Eunbi... while he's dating Somin. Oh, oops. She's only his "girl best friend" -- Sure, Jan.
♦ Chloe and Jinny are in competition on who gives out better deals and who's likely to get expelled first. Christian, Jackson, Mingi, and Kai can give their input on that seeing as they've recently been spotted making special visits.
Just a friendly reminder to you lovely readers: keep your coochies clean and your dicks cleaner. Free STI/STD testing every Friday. ♥ Leave room for Jesus, he's always watching and so am I.
Keep up the good work in trying to stay relevant~ Guess the boring title really struck a nerve, didn't it?
XOXO 💋
Gossip Girl 🍻